sodamnrelatable:

But when I’m supposed to sleep, I’m like

(Source: yourhaloisslipping)

• guard: oh here come the faggots
• guard: why are they so skinny
• guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
• guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
• guards: what am i doing with my life

sodamnrelatable:

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niff-then-klaine:

Nick, just being the most adorable Warbler ever.

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thatfunnyblog:

 

“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”

Funny Stuff you like?

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whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eyefuck that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

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“We have very attractive men on our show.” - Jennifer Morrison

(Source: sassy-tunney, via smytheclarington)

• Real Life Friend : Is it okay if I can follow you on Tumblr?
• Me: no you don't know what you're doing

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sodamnrelatable:

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lolzpicx:

(Source: allison-chains)

illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

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